Bell door on Clanks, come on in
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down chair don't be afraid
Steamed hot towel on my face
I was Shaved
I was Shaved
I was Shaved
Barney ties me to the chair
I can't see I'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard I hear a zip
Pee pee pressed against my lips
I was Shamed
I was Shamed
I was Shamed
I sense others in the room
Opey, Aunt Bea, I presume
They take turnscut me up
I died smothered in Andy's butt.
I was Shaved
I was Shaved
I was Shaved