Kung fu do what you do to me
I haven't been the same since my teenage lobotomy
Full on, i moved to hong kong
With bruce lee's brotherjohnny wong
I think it's strange
He's friends with fu manchu
And he thinks he knows you
Uh uh uh uh uh oh
Oh daniel san made in taiwan
Come on jackie chan
Uh uh uh uh uh oh
Last night jackie chan came around
I played pool with himwe hung out
Mr. miagithe x-men
Called in for a while as well
I think it's strange
He's friends with fu manchu
And he thinks he knows you
Uh uh uh uh uh oh
Oh daniel san made in taiwan
Come on jackie chan
Uh uh uh uh uh oh
Gary glitter!
Scooby doo!
Rock mcmurray!
And last but not least
Ladiesgentleman
I give you...
Johnny wong!
Kung fu do what you do to me
I can't live without my kung fu movies
'shanghai killers''deadly road'
My life was ruined when the green dragon closed
Oh i think it's strange
He's friends with fu manchu
And he thinks he knows you
Uh uh uh uh uh oh
Oh daniel san made in taiwan
Come on jackie chan
Uh uh uh uh uh oh
I think it's strange
He's friends with fu manchu
And he's in love with you
Uh uh uh uh uh oh
Oh daniel san made in taiwan
Come on jackie chan
Uh uh uh uh uh oh